I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Olivia, age 6
What dad would want this?Also, if your dad owns a shirt that says "No, I will not fix your computer," take the hint. And in case you still don't get it, the hint is to run away from home.
Katie, age 12
Cool! A Pokémon based on the extinct Dodo bird! Except there's already a Pokémon character based on the Dodo, called "Doduo:"
Nice try, loser.
Gracie, age 4
"Honey, can you see who's at the door?""Oh, just a giant tall penis and a giant stubby penis. They seem lost and need directions to your nightmare."
Kadan, age 6
I'm definitely sure this doesn't qualify as art. What I'm not so sure about is whether this jumbled collection of paint, smears and lines even qualifies as garbage.I'm embarrassed for you.
Natalie, age 6
Yes, tell me more about how "very Smart" and "loveing" you are, Natalie. It helps not to have evidence that directly contradicts your claim of being intelligent in the actual piece where you claim to be intelligent.Get a nose.
