I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Kadan, age 6
It looks like you tried to draw an apple, accidentally drew a heart and tried to fix it (lazily) with a label. Van Gogh didn't have to label anything: