I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
William, age 3
No shit? Why wouldn't it be a bad time when you cried? And apparently you think your reader is an idiot, otherwise you wouldn't include a drawing of a frowny face in addition to your "descriptive" text.