I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Ana, age 4
I'm glad Ana included the caption because it's easy to mistake this for a picture of a regular banana being squished by a pregnant pony. Glad that was cleared up.