I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Caly, age 7
I don't know what "pissa" is, but it sounds like urine is the primary ingredient. And by the looks of that large black mass on your pissa, you won't have to wait long to die.
