I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Ryan, age 7
Love is a powerful word, and what better way to show someone you love them than with a poorly drawn creature with monster teeth, rat tail and four inline legs.

Then as if the demon-dog wasn't terrifying enough, Ryan adds a circle of ceremonial flames around the dog. Or maybe they're hearts... Either way, the thought of being surrounded by disembodied hearts makes me want to shit every last turd in my body right into my pants, then move to Australia.

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