Proof positive that political correctness has gone too far: these are the most ethnically diverse set of dicks I've ever seen. You've got sizeable brown and black dongs, but then you seem to be making a very controversial statement about race and penis size with the yellow. Just who's that supposed to represent?

Potential racism aside, what do you honestly expect your parents to do with this? You think they're going to take it home and hang it on the fridge so they can see a docket of dongs every time they want to snack on lunch meat? On second thought... maybe.