I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Alyssa, age 8
Not only is the plane's top wing bent impossibly outward, one of the wings is detached and on the runway. The rudder juts out a good 10-20 feet above the fuselage on a dangerously thin stem, next to a tiny change-pitch and penis-like landing gears.

I can't imagine a context in which this wouldn't be stupid.

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