I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Alex, age 6
There are only 4 possible words in the English language you could have been trying to write: "duck, deck, dock" and "dick." Being that dock and deck are generally outside the vocabulary of a 6-year-old, we can narrow the correct word down to "duck." Way off, dumbass.

Here's an easy way to remember the difference: a duck migrates down south when it's cold. A dick migrates down south when it's hot. This should be hanging in every pre-school in the world.

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