I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Vaughn, age 8
Caption Contest Winner:

I can only assume the idiom you were asked to illustrate was, "Sarah Jessica Parker eaten with bowling pins will give you nightmares."
-Jessica Claire Avilla

Honorable Mention:

Just another day on a ranch in Canada, because you know, some Canadians own ranches.
-Goran Kane Jack Kragolnik


Congratulations to Jessica, she will be receiving a signed copy of "Crappy Children's Art:"
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