Caption Contest Winner:
There aren't many things that could make a dad wish he wouldn't live to see his next birthday, but this is one of them.
-William Bermudez
Honorable mentions:
Upon receiving this gift, what more could Saul's dad have wanted on this auspicious "Bers day?" A vasectomy 5 years ago.
-Rhys Mucik
Boners Day is a sacred holiday, and you have ruined it by misspelling boners.
-Area Man
It's a dick on a dick: dickception.
-Andrew Steven Hodge
Congratulations to William, he will be receiving a signed copy of "Crappy Children's Art:"
