I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Laila, age 5
I think this was intentionally submitted to me rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise. If it wasn't, this is an F+ dong (pointy base withstanding). Rotated the correct way, it's an F- candle. I'll split the difference.