I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Linn, age 7
Where's the flamingo's reflection, dumbass? Is he a vampire? And if so, is the rock he's standing on also a vampire? Because neither have reflections.

And while we're at it, the dinosaur looks like a Probactrosaurus, which lived in the early Cretaceous period. The ancestors of flamingos didn't exist until the late Eocene epoch, you fucking tool.

And dinosaurs didn't have hair on their heads like humans. Fuck you.

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