I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Gracie, age 4
"Honey, can you see who's at the door?""Oh, just a giant tall penis and a giant stubby penis. They seem lost and need directions to your nightmare."
