IABTYK Advent calendar: just like a normal advent calendar, except instead of chocolate, you get a turd-a-day. Here's the turd for the 18th day of advent. I received a lot of submissions from teachers who asked their kids to write their own "I have a dream" speech inspired by MLK's famous speech. Here's one such submission:

 

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