I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Henry, age 8
This year instead of a normal birthday card, Henry decided to spruce things up with a death threat. Enjoy juvie, you psychotic little shit.
