I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Pox, age 27
This is a submission by Pox, one of the illustrators from "The Alphabet of Manliness." Pox was well on his way to a grade of "A," until I read this blog entry which pissed me off: Poxbox.
And here's mine again for comparison:
Maddox, age 32

One of Pox's criticisms is that sharks can't live outside water. No shit? That's why it's there; the sharks are constantly being replaced, contributing to their extinction. Awesome! But since we're being technical, deinonychus raptors can't live outside... the Cretaceous period.

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