I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Aaron, age 5
The assignment was to give a "writing sample." You drew a dick rocket. Bonus points for giving your rocket an air of optimism with the smile though.