I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Alden, age 13
This looks like the bastard child of Lex Luthor and Skrillex:
Just another rich person standing around sniffing wads of cash in front of backwards dollar signs. How do you fail so hard at everything?
