I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Michelle, age 5
You found a book that was so interesting that you popped a boner into a tree? I call bullshit.
Kasey, age 6
What do Obama and George Washington have in common other than presidency? Skin color, apparently. And yet, even Obama's face has distinguishable features, such as a face.
Alden, age 13
This looks like the bastard child of Lex Luthor and Skrillex:
Just another rich person standing around sniffing wads of cash in front of backwards dollar signs. How do you fail so hard at everything?
Aaron, age 5
The assignment was to give a "writing sample." You drew a dick rocket. Bonus points for giving your rocket an air of optimism with the smile though.
