I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Seth, age 4
Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm!
Lisa, age 6
Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit:
Jill, age 8
Nice proportions, shit head. The orange looks like a plum, the strawberry like a pineapple, and your
future like unemployment.
Cameron, age 4
Terrible.
Kyle, age 5
What did your papa do yesterday? WHAT DID HE DO? I'm a grown man. I own a machete, and I shave my
beard & neck twice a week. This genuinely frightens me.
