I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
IABTYK Advent calendar: just like a normal advent calendar, except instead of chocolate, you get a turd-a-day. Here's the turd for the 7th day of advent:
See this and over 580 turds like this in the book. Available now.
Here I am on KATU Channel 2 in Portland, Oregon. I'm pretty sure I'm the only guest they've had on their show to appear in two crowns and The Jesus on
his shirt: