Not only is the plane's top wing bent impossibly outward, one of the wings is detached and on the runway. The rudder juts out a good 10-20 feet above the fuselage on a dangerously thin stem, next to a tiny change-pitch and penis-like landing gears.

I can't imagine a context in which this wouldn't be stupid.

This is a world where the sun is literally an obstacle to those who jump off this diving board. Either someone built a diving board for birds in the middle of the ocean, or the birds built it themselves without the benefit of opposable thumbs.

Either way, it's a real shit brick of a concept, Kyra.

I actually agree.

Well John, unless you plan on applying for the position of "Incredibly Racist Fuck," you'll probably want to omit this from your portfolio.

Oh hi, Jesus here. I'm just hanging out with my neck-beard, gappy crotch and lunch-lady arms on this upside-down cross. The cross has to be long-side-up because I have a neck that's twice as long as my torso. And having nails through my hands and feet is no big deal, as evidenced by my super chill grin. This is a laid back crucifixion.