Not to be confused with a "gold robber," a "gold rober" is a lanky leprechaun that steals gold-colored woven fabrics and uses them to make flowing garments and fancy draped gowns.

Every now and then an idea for a car comes along, like one with clovers growing on it, that makes one step back and say: wow, what a totally useless and impractical piece of shit.

Although, in a world where the sun's corona is literally passing through our atmosphere, I suppose we have bigger things to worry about.

"Just a leprechaun being ravaged by Harlequin disease while leisurely picking tulips." -A sentence I thought I'd never have to type.

And I'm sure you'll find plenty of work with that pointy hat, farming tiny clovers on a leprechaun farm some day, Matt. Way to aim high... er, low, I guess.