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I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.

William, age 10	This is exactly what the author of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme was probably thinking when he wrote it, right down to the detail of his broken hand bleeding on the ground. Even though the blood on the wall suggests he died before the fall.
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Date: Sun, March 4, 2012
From: Adriana
To: maddox
Subject: JUST SAW YOUR SITE

THESE KIDS ARE TRYING! I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE THE POOREST EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! HOW DARE YOU TELL THEM THEIR DRAWINGS ARE CRAP??? I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU EVEN ARE A PARENT!

YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR KIDS IMMEDIATELY REMOVED, AND TAKEN AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. YOU WILL HAVE TO GIVE ACCOUNT TO HIM, IN THE LAST DAYS OF JUDGEMENT!

Well, taking my kids away should be easy enough since I don't have any. I guess telling a child the truth about his or her drawing is now enough cause to forcibly remove a child from their home. Though I never thought I'd be held accountable to God for this website.

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Ian, age 4	Hang in there, Ian.
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William, age 4	At first glance, it may seem as though you gave up on this balloon drawing, but upon closer inspection, it seems that the balloons have given up on you.
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Duke, age 5	I'd be eyeing the whipped cream on any sundae containing this banana very suspiciously...
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